01 June 2009

i'm gonna catch hell, i know it.

This is my horoscope today (according to yahoo.com, of course):

If it's not at all what you should be doing (most especially if it will aggravate an authority figure who you personally love to aggravate) well, needless to say, you'll be on your way to doing just that now -- in fact, it will be irresistible. That's if you're not already in the midst of it. Just be sure you're not indulging in this to avoid broaching an emotional issue.
It should be my horoscope everyday.

I am so out of control again. Just when everything was looking up and I was starting to behave like a civilized human, I rip it all to pieces again.

Also, I fail at being abstinent. 14 and counting.

if you go lookin' for hot water,
don't act shocked when you get burned a little bit.
if you really want some hot water,
i can help you find it.